I was just reading some posts on planet.gentoo.org and thought I’d take part in The Closest Book Meme. So as a reply to Christian, this is mine:
Since I don’t have any real books (paper is deprecated), I opened the first ebook I found when browsing through the files stored on my mobile (lying directly in front of me, thus technically being the nearest book) π
It’s The Short-Timers: The Spirit of the Bayonet by Gustav Hasford. After pressing page down for 55 times in fullscreen mode on my Nokia 9300i, I found the fifth sentence to be:
Civilians and members of the lesser services bleed all over the place like bed wetters.
- Grab the nearest book.
- Open it to page 56.
- Find the fifth sentence.
- Post the text of the sentence in your journal along with these instructions.
- Donβt dig for your favorite book, the cool book, or the intellectual one: pick the CLOSEST.